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Any cool wedding gift ideas?

I’m invited to a muslim wedding on the 19th. But the invitation says no boxed gifts because she doesn’t want to end up with like 10 microwaves or anything, since she will be moving in with her husband to start a new life. My mom’s original idea was to buy wine glasses but they all come in boxes! Any ideas on what I can get her that does not come in a box, something not being gift cards or anything? The bride is pretty young, 24 I think. I need as many ideas as possible, so please write many if you can. Thanks!

People need to READ the question and realize it’s not an American couple with an American wedding. Our rules do not apply. Some cultures and circles see nothing wrong with mentioning gifts on an invite. It doesn’t make it wrong, it’s just different.
Anyway, I’ve been to a Muslim wedding where the bride and groom didn’t want boxes because they were flying to Pakistan to live for a year or two. We bought them a nice bottle of wine and tied a bow to it.
Other people gave them seedlings in paper bags to plant at their house. They loved those the best.
Good luck!

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