Funny, Silly & Stupid Gags & Gifts

Would flowers be a good Mothers day present?

If not, I need quick suggestions!

oh yes!

Try to go to a grocery store. A flower store will be very expensive and may be out of flowers.

Activity Gardening with Love Mother’s Day Present – Cullen’s Abc’s

InterDesign Ombre Print Shower Curtain Shower curtain with ombre print...

sculpted jewelry tree $49.99 Jewelry Tree: Send her this crafty jewelry tree as a birthday gift or anniversary gift. From RedEnvelope....

InterDesign Carlton Spa Shower Curtain Extended length fabric shower curtain...

Mother Goose Gospel Presents: A Day at the Farm Includes the songs: It's a Cockadoodle Day, Just Like Noah, In the Father's Garden, If I Could Eat My Breakfast Like a Cow, This Old Barn, With My Tractor, Gos Will Take Care of Us, The Piggy Polka, Paint, Paint, Paint the Fence, The Farmer's Faithful Dog, Needle in the Haystack, Pecking & Waddling, We're Going on a Picnic, A Day At the Farm....

How To Play Harmonica... Book, VHS video & Harmonica [VHS] $14.95 JAY-JR JAY-JREKIT/RD HALF-SIZE ELECTRIC GUITAR PACKAGE (RED)1/2 SIZE ELECTRIC SOLID-BODY GUITAR; PERFECT FOR ENTRY LEVEL; SINGLE COIL PICKUP; MAPLE FINGERBOARD;3W AMP WITH OVERDRIVE; INCLUDES GUITAR STRAP; RED...

How to Play Keyboards [VHS] $1.58 JAY-JR JAY-JREKIT/PINK HALF-SIZE ELECTRIC GUITAR PACKAGE (PINK)...

Panasonic FV-11VQ5 WhisperCeiling 110 CFM Ceiling Mounted Fan $118.00 Panasonic WhisperCeiling 110 CFM Ceiling Mounted FanSo quiet you might not know it's onContinuous, trouble-free operation for many yearsUser-friendly installationEnergy Star qualified for energy savingsBuilt-in damper to prevent backdraft110 CFM...

Optimus F-0745 7-Inch Convertible Clip-On 2-Speed Personal Table Fan, White $11.99 Optimus 7 inch convertible clip-on personal fan is stylish and easily converts from a table to clip on fan. Includes 2-speed adjustments for energy savings and a whisper quiet motor when in operation. 3 position slide switch: Off, Lo, and Hi located on the rear of the motor. Includes adjustable tilt and angle head for vertical settings. No tool assembly required and the powder coated safety grill ...

Panasonic Fv11vh2 Vent Fan&heater $182.39 WhisperWarm, 110 CFM Ceiling Mounted Fan/Heat Combination - FV11VH2...

Peter Cincotti - Live in New York with Bonus CD On the Moon (SuperDisc) $29.98 Monster Music® Peter Cincotti "Live in New York" Video SuperDisc...

Mothers $11.35 Text and photographs present mothers and how they interact with their families.

Mothers $16.4 "Simple text and photographs present mothers and how they interact with their families"--Provided by publisher.

Mothers $17.03 "Simple text and photographs present mothers and how they interact with their families"--Provided by publisher.

Mothers $14.55 "Simple text and photographs present mothers and how they interact with their families"--Provided by publisher.

MOTHERS DAY+KILLER NERD $19.95 MOTHERS DAY+KILLER NERD

A VOICE FOR MOTHERS $22.95 Covering the history of the Plunket Society from 1907 to the present day, this book is organized around three dominant themes that contribute both to international historiography and to the social ...

Mothers $3.98 Continuing the Modern Library's series of classic compilations to gladden the heart, we are pleased to offer our celebration of mothers and motherhood. As with Christmas Classics, these poems and stories are ideal for sharing aloud--as bedtime stories for the young ones (Robert Louis Stevenson's "The Land of Nod" and Thomas Dekker's "Lullaby"), or in honor of Mother on her special day (the classic "When Mother Reads Aloud" and "Marmee's Lessons" from Louisa May Alcott's Little Women), or anytime throughout the year when--as perhaps we all should remember more often--our mothers deserve thanks.        We begin with the story of the Holy Mother Mary from the Gospels according to Luke and Matthew, and move through some of our most cherished poems, such as John Howard Payne's "Home, Sweet Home," Henry Wadsworth Longfellow's "There Was a Little Girl," and William Blake's Songs of Innocence and Songs of Experience, printed here unabridged. You will also find a series of lessons from The New England Primer, used in the late 1600s and much removed from our contemporary ideas about child rearing. Willa Cather's bittersweet story "The Bohemian Girl" is included, along with a musing on motherhood from Anne Brontë's The Tenant of Wildfell Hall, and "Huckleberries," a chapter featuring Jo and her boys from Alcott's Little Men.        A selection of treasured Mother Goose's Nursery Rhymes is here, as are some of Robert Louis Stevenson's best-loved poems from his Child's Garden of Verses. Rounding out this little collection of appreciations is a series of aphorisms by Anne Bradstreet entitled "Meditations," addressed to her son Simon.         A year-round pleasure for mothers and children alike, Mothers honors our most loyal friend, supporter, confidante, and muse. The Modern Library has played a significant role in American cultural life for the better part of a century. The series was founded in 1917 by the publishers Boni and Liveright and eight years later acquired by Bennett Cerf and Donald Klopfer. It provided the foundation for their next publishing venture, Random House. The Modern Library has been a staple of the American book trade, providing readers with affordable hardbound editions of important works of literature and thought. For the Modern Library's seventy-fifth anniversary, Random House redesigned the series, restoring as its emblem the running torchbearer created by Lucian Bernhard in 1925 and refurbishing jackets, bindings, and type, as well as inaugurating a new program of selecting titles. The Modern Library continues to provide the world's best books, at the best prices.

Mothers Day, 1992 $3.98 Mothers Day, 1992 by Ideals Publications Inc Published in 1992 by Ideals Publications

Mothers Please $9.95 This delightful collection celebrates motherhood in all its forms. Here you will find all the joy, self-sacrifice, and occasional irritation, but above all, the intimate tenderness of motherhood--whether evoked in a glimpse of a very human mother or through heroic tales of the great mother goddesses of myth, legend, and religion. From Wordsworth to Allan Ahlberg, William Blake to John Betjeman, Elizabeth Barrett Browning to Roald Dahl, Tennyson to Edith Nesbit, here is a collection of poems which have been taken from the whole range of verse in English, from the Middle Ages to the present day.

Fathers and Mothers $5.99 By now you know--MikWright ain''t right! We take a gawk at the past with present-day jabs, never stopping to say we can''t say that! If you think your family has issues, look at ours! What were they thinking? Oh, give it a few years and we''ll be saying the same things about this year''s hairdos and don''ts. (You really have to wonder about the person who invented the salmon leisure suit, though.)Tim and Phyllis, and now Bob, work very hard to provoke something in this rather bizarre world of political correctness. Look--we''re all targets of something, right? Come on--when was the last time you went to the mall and didn''t come away without seeing at least a dozen chromosomal mishaps? Exactly.So, put on your not-so-serious hat and enjoy this hilarious look at fathers. You might even find ol'' dad (in the bathroom or course) laughing at himself.