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Gag gift for a Christian 40 years old women (which is not inappropriate means)?

I need a gag gift for a 40 years old to find women. It is a surprise party, but because I do not know her that well I dont want anything inapropriate. It is my staff.

There are always some Grain, which is marketed for the older woman. Here in Australia, it actually says: "For women 40 +. Even in the supermarket are: Ben-Gay Muscle fun clean soothing cream adult diapers prosthetic solution bunion bandages-a-day pill container for the organization of drugs Good: You may also be a Goodwill store go out and buy some things cheaper than gag. We had men and women friends, the recent 50 and 40, and we have this on an op-shop: Mr. Rogers-style sweater vest flannel shirt Old pants stick book, you get the most out of your Social Security LP of a corny but popular in the early 1960s when singer Granny lace sandals In Australia, then a book on shells would be most appropriate! Good luck and have fun!

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Really Cool 40 Year Old T-Shirt - Red - Fun and Festive 40th Birthday Gift The Really Cool 40 Year Old T-Shirt - in red - is a funny 40th birthday gag gift you can wear at a 40th birthday party. The red t-shirt will surely get a little attention and a lot of laughs. Don't forget to take a photo! The 40th birthday t-shirt reads: "This is what a really cool 40 year old looks like." Product Info Size: Choose Large or X-Large If you need size Medium or XX-Large, see the Bl...

Funny 40th Birthday Gifts Bib $12 My Mom's 40! A Great gag gift for the kids to wear to their Mom's 40th birthday party. Happy Birthday old lady!

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